Post by Brodie Colton on Jul 16, 2007 22:19:16 GMT -5
Hello Diary,
Yes you are a diary. I don't get why all the girls are so weird and call it a journal and get all defensive when they are accused of being too 'girly'. You are a diary, you were called a diary from the get-go; so a diary you shall be.
Anyway, I am writing in you from the safety and yellowness of my dormitory. Helga Hufflepuff, I know you had good intentions, but yellow is not the nicest thing to wake up to first thing in the morning. I am thinking of charming the curtains of my bed a dark color, perhaps purple. Or maybe black with twinkling stars, I haven't decided. All I know is that for five years I have dealt with the yellow, and it is getting very very old.
Once again getting back on track, I have something very important to reveal to you, and luckily since you have a seven lock key which adds to a multitude of writing pages, AND ultimate privacy, not to mention the greatness that you come with a guarantee that you will incinerate if anyone tries to open you with force/spell; I feel very safe letting you know.
I have joined the Order of the Phoenix! I have to tell someone, and if I told my parents they would flip out and probably lock me up for the rest of eternity, and if I told my brother he would likely kill me, and my Jobberknoll that lives in my trunk would let the world know when it died. You are the only one I could tell. Feel privaleged with the info.
So I have let you know, and I have nothing else to say, so I shall close you and lock you, oh diary, and leave you to your buisness. Perhaps I shall go down to the itchens and get enough desserts to satisfy my sweet tooth. Ah chocolate mousse here I come.
Sincerely your Owner,
Brodie Colton [/size]
Yes you are a diary. I don't get why all the girls are so weird and call it a journal and get all defensive when they are accused of being too 'girly'. You are a diary, you were called a diary from the get-go; so a diary you shall be.
Anyway, I am writing in you from the safety and yellowness of my dormitory. Helga Hufflepuff, I know you had good intentions, but yellow is not the nicest thing to wake up to first thing in the morning. I am thinking of charming the curtains of my bed a dark color, perhaps purple. Or maybe black with twinkling stars, I haven't decided. All I know is that for five years I have dealt with the yellow, and it is getting very very old.
Once again getting back on track, I have something very important to reveal to you, and luckily since you have a seven lock key which adds to a multitude of writing pages, AND ultimate privacy, not to mention the greatness that you come with a guarantee that you will incinerate if anyone tries to open you with force/spell; I feel very safe letting you know.
I have joined the Order of the Phoenix! I have to tell someone, and if I told my parents they would flip out and probably lock me up for the rest of eternity, and if I told my brother he would likely kill me, and my Jobberknoll that lives in my trunk would let the world know when it died. You are the only one I could tell. Feel privaleged with the info.
So I have let you know, and I have nothing else to say, so I shall close you and lock you, oh diary, and leave you to your buisness. Perhaps I shall go down to the itchens and get enough desserts to satisfy my sweet tooth. Ah chocolate mousse here I come.
Sincerely your Owner,
Brodie Colton [/size]
